At some point we all catch public transport to commute ourself to work, social events and gatherings and so forth

But has anyone come across any people doing any unsual, strange and/or weird things on public transport???

there was once this indian guy who had very bad BO and smelt like mouxla and another time who this guy was this guy who was about 2 seats infront of me on the train and he was snoring with his mouth open and on his lips saliva was hanging by a thread and another time there was this female who couldnt stop picking her nose.

anyone seen such people??

wether if its catching the bus to work, taking the ferry or going on a train, going in a cab ...share us your experiences

A guy was picking his nose while on the train.

Another time when i got on the train a guy started talking to me and telling me how he likes to turn on his blue tooth when he gets on the train and see who has theirs on, then send dirty pictures to them. He then showed me a dirty cartoon pic. Loser.

i call it pubic transport

you mean half naked alcoholic fucks, junkies, kids getting high, people with bad bo, people with bad manners and people have no decency to wear a belt when wearing hipsters is weird???

not really.... this is bound to happen wherever you go!

during school holidays.... i just get sick of seeing the young ones sucking faces - geez!!!!

apart from the odd couple going for it...and the glorified cops aka ticket inspectors not much else happens although i did see someone get on there knees at bankstown station and pray

these guys think their big shots who think they have an enormous amount of potential happening ....

you see them hanging around in groups especially at wynyard, central train station ...

lately they havent been on the train they just hang around in groups (usually around 4 or 6) at train stations around the city circle ...

city rails very own council workers ... it does not take 6 people to write an friggen infrigement notice malakes

haha good old bankstown

i saw that at the international airport, a taxi driver decided to get his mat out and start praying in the middle of everyone, mind you it was one of the airport's busiest times where everyone was either looking for a taxi or trying to get the fuk out of there as quickly as possible without having to pay 50 bucks for parking

OMG!!!! on the way home from the airport one time, on the side of the road a taxi had stopped and the guy had this blue mat out on the grass and was preying... thats some dedication!

well i don't doubt their commitment and dedication for sure

I catch the train to work every day. Can’t avoid the Indians with BO who scream down the phone.

But yesterday morning (6:15am) some junkie got on the train and puked his guts out. Was the worst experience I’ve ever had on the train. I ran out and jumped in the next carriage.

i must say people on the bus must be a lot more normal. the wrost thing iv seen on the bus would be some bum crawling up and down the isle looking if people dropped coins, i dropped some on purpose for her. or one time some guy asked me if he could have my ticket (it was a daily and i was going home anyway) that was kinda strange cos he looked so scary, but i gave it to him anyways.

alright this happend on the carriage i was in.

in the afternoon on the way back from work some fuker me was snoring very loud like everyone was looking at them. then all in the carriage found it it was some chick snoring ... ewww

then there was this guy who sings to whatever song he was listening on his ipod.

also in the past few days at least half a dozen people in the one carriage were all reading the latest harry potter book.

last but not least...a bad sight on a train, there was this girl who had earings peirced on her forearm, many people looked at her and found it discusting. when this person left the train one commuter made a remark how they wouldnt let their child do such things.

terrible people around these days

people can do whatever they want, even if it is piercing their arms, its not less weird than nipples pierced that most guys would find "hot". anyways how do you know the people looking at her found it disgusting?

the funniest shit ive ever seen on my train line (and trust me we get a lot of weird shit to happen because hey its the sydenham line) is this old lady who was drunk as all fuck at about 3 in the afternoon yelling at a 15/16 year old school kid because he swore in her presence.

now, normally when someone tells you off for swearing you take note and apologise, shutup for a bit and whisper, but this lady was nuts!! NUTS! she's callling him a "bastard, a fucking inbred, a fucking mule" and wouldnt leave the kid alone just because he said the word fuck. apparently there is no respect in the world for 40 year olds anymore. hahaha normally, they (kids) move but this one was like "excuse me who the hell are you to yell at me" etc and was actually sticking up for himself and his friends. the more he was telling her to settle down the worse she became - im sure u all know how alco's behave. in the end, her partner had to pick her up and get her off the trian before coming back to apologise to the kid for her being so fucked up.

people can not do whatever they want. there is a such thing as human morals, logic and ethics.

as for others 'looking at her and found it discusting' communters made the comments once she left the train. one started then others also expressed interest.

one female even made a comment about it in MX mag.


back on topic more people

there was this guy who was watching a DVD on his laptop, and like every 5 minutes he was laughing and everyone in the carriage heard him...

while another was singing on the train while listening to his ipod ...


funny people out there

Ive had the most weird people on the bus, the train nah not so much apart from every second word being ching chong!! Ok on the bus ive had people talking to themselves for no reason whatsoever and people asking people the most random questions. Once there was this guy must of been around 30 and started to talk to 2 teenagers, around the age of 13-15, and he asked them the most weirdest questions here were some: "Whats at burwood", "What radio station do you listen to on the ipod" "Do you know a guy called George" and there were so many more i was laughing. And there was this indian guy i swear this guy looked like a gorilla and on the back of his yr 12 jersey he had "Most Wanted"!! Ummm what else have i seen, ive had heaps of weirdos just cant remember them. I have had more weirdos on the bus then the train but especially with school kids bitching!!

Today i saw the nicest thing on the train, there was this elderly couple who came on the train. the train was packed, people standing up and all the seats were taken. There was this 3 seater occupied by 2 people, one man gave up his seat so the 2 elderly people can sit down. The man that gave up his seat ended up standing in the aisle.

this was very kind and considerate of him. it was a very nice thought.

its good to see that good hearted people still exist.

yes, well have u notived the signs that say to give up your seats to elderly, pregnant women and disabled people?

old men on buses - roaming eyes and hands

have you noticed that on sydney trains the signs are located on the ground level of the train carriage and it only applies to a specific seat on the ground level. this incident occured on the upper level and there was no such sign.

anyway more people

its funny when people like to relax and sleep on the train. they tend to play 'noddy' lol. they sleep but their head moves from an up right position to a looking at the floor position then the process repeats. some people have interesting styles. its funny.

i think u need to get yourself a newspaper in the train.

i really hate those guys that just sit and watch you on the bus, like stalker kinda people.

and sorry i never noticed that about sydney trains, since iv never been on one in my life.

i do read a newspaper on the train. i read Mx newspaper. they give it out every afternoon weekdays near train station across the city. The newspaper is popular in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane. Grab yourself a copy to see what its all about!

Next time your in sydney go on a sydney train, ferry, and/or bus and see what kind of people you see on public transport

i always Read MX. its really not that great.

yes but you did say to read a newspaper.

the sydney MX is better, you gotta laugh at all the people that write in, that are trying to pick up or bitching about what someone else in the last MX, it a laugh to see how many losers write in. one chick was bitching about guys perving on her tits and the guy writes back and says tell your boobs to stop staring at my eye. Or the other ones to the girl on the bankstown i think you're hot. you just gotta laugh at how sad they are.

The larger the population the higher the ratio of normal human beings to odd balls

xris they do that in ours too.
kudos to the motherfucker who wrecked the dumb bitch who was whinging about something or other. i have never laughed so hard in my life.

the mx is funny though. u read it and then u dont have to read the age or the herald sun the next day.

there hasn't been anything that funny on my train line recently - except to all those fuckers who whinge about my music being fucking loud! they scream and yell and consider it talking BUT my god, as soon as they hear my phone ring or my music they grease me off. fucking idiots!

to be honest wen i read the melb one all i do is the sudoku lol

on my line we have like 5 year old kids on the trains by themselves and stuff i think its fucked. and in the morning the fucking lilydale high kids are fucked! and then at mitcham theres this weird lady who ends up like taking up all the seat to herself cos she feels like it and shes one ulgy fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr

i love the bus. so nice a peaceful. no annoying people.

I rarely catch public transport but when I use to work in the city I avoided the trains like a plague. Too many ferals. Preferred the tram instead. Found it quite relaxing.

thats funny and its also true. your funny, you summed it up spot on.

the melbourne Mx isnt that good. theres not much happening in it and the newspaper isnt really that appealing. interesting that the melbourne Mx they leave it in piles near the trainstation but the sydney one you have these guys loaded with Mx and they aim at your chest so you can collect it.

the things people say in Mx is hilarious ... its a good laugh ...

one person saids something about how this asian girl who catches the the Illawarra line has nice eyesa nd for them to go up to some guy and say "hi' next time.

another saids the the train announcer has a good voice .... another saids that some guy liked another guys tats ... eww

one person accidently recieved something from an unknown person by bluetooth

one person saids that the only thing that gets him out of bed to get to work is to see a this person at the train station who apprently has a nice smile... funny people out there ... hahaha.

the list goes on and on and on

its amazing and unbelievable what people get up to these days..

IN a hot day in a afternoon I was catching the EAST HILLS LINE.

There were two fat Ladies they were four eyes these two elephants I was in the middlle sqaushed me like a sandwich the worst part was in a hotday they had bo and stunk the whole train a nearly passed out.

THOSE FAT F****KS

haha yeah but i'm glad i'm on holidays now and don't have to catch the bus home from uni.
But you still get some annoying people on the bus. Remember that girl you know who was on the bus with us from Uni to Heidelberg and we just msged each other funny comments because she was talking so loudly and saying the dumbest things. What a stooge.

Oooh best moment, the vending machine before catching the bus. It copped some kicks from me that day because it wouldn't give you those chips.



They hand them out and they leave them in piles in Melbourne. I've seen people handing them out outside the main stations in the city.