Louky
Mar 21 2007, 08:44 AM
found this info to be quite interesting
Greek Orthodox 98%
Muslim 1.3%
Other (including christian, catholic etc) 0.7%
why in gods name would you want to be muslim?
does anyone know who these people are? sad cases
IM PROUD GREEK ORTHODOX
niko
Mar 21 2007, 09:40 AM
This topic is pathetic
These 'sad cases' are mostly Albanian and African immigrants
You ask why in God's name would you want to be Muslim? Let me ask you, why in God's name would you want to be Christian?
Louky
Mar 21 2007, 09:46 AM
niko there are some greeks out there and they are muslim.
by any chance niko you wouldnt be muslim?
immoral people out there
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 10:34 AM
well i read some pieces from the koran and though it doesnt make me an expert,the book is more logical than the bible.
but remember all these religions are about controlling people.
nothing else.
how do you move thousands of people on mass?
make them free thinking and open minded?
i think NOT.
enslave them with some idea that they will get their just rewards in "heaven",give them some stories about the guilt of having an orgasm,and rule them by the thousands in one voice.
send them to war.
kill them.
get them to kill others,as you sit on a throne laughing your head off.
this is what these religions do.
of course,to some of you this is such an outrageous unpatriotic statament.
but it doesnt change the truth..
Russ has spoken.
if you have to believe in anything or anyone,start believing in the Russ.
i make more sense than the nazarene,and i promise to not take heaven away from you if you orgasm.
and if u r a sweet good looking lass,i promise to make orgasms an entry and a quicker pathway into heaven...the more orgasms and cum on ones face the easier into heaven..
lets call it,the "Praise the Russel,He is Lord Church" religion..
my version of Easter is abstinence from sex for 1 week,and on Holy Sunday,when we say the kirie Russel Eleison,we orgasm at my Holy Shrine,and the one with more cum stains,gets to take the Russel Holy Divinity Image home to be enshrined next to the bedroom.
Instaed of the drinking of Holy Water,i feel Holy Cum mixed with water and given to the vestel virgins is the way to go.Non virgins have to stick to pure cum.
The Russel altar boys,will be heterosexual and their role will be to masturbate and produce cum for the virgin and non virgin female congregation.
The ritual for males in the Russel Holy Lord is Russel Church,will involve on the Holy day of Sunday,masturbation 6 times in successive occasions.If one fails,then abstinice from sexual contact for a month until it is perfected.
To make it better,they will be forced to wear a little hat on the head similar to the Jewish one,if they manage to be proper wankers,to show they have wanked appropriately.
Of course,the Holy books say 10 % of income to be donated to the Church.In Russels Church,Lord is Russel Church,praise the Lord Russ,20% gets you top admission rites to the first fron rows of the Holy Shrine and 10% off Espirit clothing lines for new season products.
What do you think people?
Any girls ready to join?
vasilis16
Mar 21 2007, 01:28 PM
SO DAMN PROUD TO BE GREEK ORTHODOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 01:43 PM
to seeten the deal for the Lord is Russel church,Praise Russel,i am throwing in 20% off movie tickets for new releases.
the top elite of my Church will get a Russel doll with an erect penis to be enshrined in the bedroom.
Rumour has it,if the penis is rubbed three times ritualistically every morning with a kantili alight and you bow three time CLOCKWISE,<please be careful clockwise not counterclockwise>,you end up with good luck for that day..
kissing Russel's penis is only allowed on "Holy Days" and no other times.
during the festive Easter,the eggs will be painted in gold.
this signifies the following in Russel is Lord Church.
firstly,worshipping the maker and wisdom of the millenium Russel,one gets wealth bestowed onto one.
secondly,the eggs represent testicles,which are powerful.
so it gives power to the family.
the painted golden eggs during Easter are to be kissed once a day during the 40 days,as if one is kissing the great Russel's balls.
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 01:59 PM
our Russel who art in Asia
hallowed be thy name.
thy wish to cum
thy will be done
in Australia as well as Asia
Hail Russel.
Kathisterimeni
Mar 21 2007, 02:01 PM
You are indeed a twisted man
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 02:15 PM
kathisterimeni,does that mean u maybe joining?
or r u still thinking about it?
listen.
Easter is actually nothing to do with the nazarene.
it has to do with the rebirth though.
listen to the story.
in Russel is Lord Praise the Lord Church,Easter is worshipped beause one night Russel is Lord decided to cum to save our sins.
Russel and his 12 beautiful WOMEN disciples <sorry guys im a heterosexual,no fucken men disciples with me>,sleeping together out i the night sky thinking of the Universe.
at the time Russel had NOT molested any of the beautiful women disciples.
Russel was in human form at the time.He was afraid of some sexual violation laws.
then he had a revelation that sexual contact fought off the "devil" who was temptng Russel in the desert.
the Devil was tempting Russel with masturbation,and Rssel knew masturbation through divine inspiration was NOT enough.
so Russel had sex with all twelve beautiful disciples and cum was projected everwhere.
Thay night is a Holy Night in the Russel is Lord Church.it is determined by the moon because it was a moon night when Russel is Lord came..katalavate?
The cumming of Russel for the first time with the twelve disciples was a revelation of light and is worshipped with the cumming of Rusell..a rebirth...PRAISE BE THE RUSSEL..PRAISE THE LORD...THE DEVIL IS BEING DEFEATED...RUSSEL IS CUMMING...
vasilis16
Mar 21 2007, 04:00 PM
ID NEVA CONVERT MY RELIGION, ORTHODOX IS LIKE MY LIFE, RUSSEL UR SCREWD IN THE HEAD
Kat_La
Mar 21 2007, 04:14 PM
I'd never convert either. I like being Greek Orthodox.
Louky
Mar 21 2007, 04:15 PM
QUOTE(Russel @ Mar 21 2007, 02:43 PM) [snapback]87443[/snapback]
the top elite of my Church will get a Russel doll with an erect penis to be enshrined in the bedroom.
Rumour has it,if the penis is rubbed three times ritualistically every morning with a kantili alight and you bow three time CLOCKWISE,<please be careful clockwise not counterclockwise>,you end up with good luck for that day..
firstly,worshipping the maker and wisdom of the millenium Russel,one gets wealth bestowed onto one.
secondly,the eggs represent testicles,which are powerful.
the painted golden eggs during Easter are to be kissed once a day during the 40 days,as if one is kissing the great Russel's balls.
fuked up immoral people
vasilis16
Mar 21 2007, 04:25 PM
best religion of all is orthodox ! ! !
niko
Mar 21 2007, 05:36 PM
QUOTE(Louky @ Mar 21 2007, 10:46 AM) [snapback]87415[/snapback]
niko there are some greeks out there and they are muslim.
by any chance niko you wouldnt be muslim?
immoral people out there
No i'm not Muslim and people like you make me question the evolution of the human race. Muslims are immoral? As a social group? And Orthodox people are moral? You're being serious here? Please tell me if you're being serious or just having a laugh
QUOTE(Kathisterimeni @ Mar 21 2007, 03:01 PM) [snapback]87447[/snapback]
You are indeed a twisted man
I'll assume you're talking about Louky
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 21 2007, 02:28 PM) [snapback]87439[/snapback]
SO DAMN PROUD TO BE GREEK ORTHODOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 21 2007, 05:00 PM) [snapback]87516[/snapback]
ID NEVA CONVERT MY RELIGION, ORTHODOX IS LIKE MY LIFE, RUSSEL UR SCREWD IN THE HEAD
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 21 2007, 05:25 PM) [snapback]87523[/snapback]
best religion of all is orthodox ! ! !
You keep telling yourself that
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 06:23 PM
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 21 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]87516[/snapback]
ID NEVA CONVERT MY RELIGION, ORTHODOX IS LIKE MY LIFE, RUSSEL UR SCREWD IN THE HEAD
I am screwed in the head?
I never pretended to argue that i am the son of God,now?
thats the height of arrogance dont you think?
i at least am starting up the Russel is Lord Church.Praise Russel.i am fighting evil,you see the devil.
the devil is all around us people,we must defeat him.he is only banished by some quick orgasmic mastubating sessions in the Russel is Lord Church.
Russel the top mastubator is able to confer mastubating degrees to the intitated.
now where was i.
ah yes.
baptism.
i hate baptism when a child is young.
in Russel is Lord Church,one gets baptised when one has hit the legal age of 16 plus.
unlike the Roman Catholics Russel is Lord Church avoids paedophilia.
the best way to be baptised is for one orgasm sexually and then whilst orgasming one shouts the words,"Hail Russel,ruler of the Universe,Master of Creation and Creator of Life,please grant me my wish for ever creating life and splendour"..
at that time when your dues are paid of course, one gets delivered with a diploma stamped showing one is baptised and a voucher giving one 20% off all Espirit clothing products..see the advantages?
Russel is Lord Church is not only Holy,but practical...Russel is close to the people and to his flock.
Our Russel who art in Asia,Hallowed be thy name..Thy kingdom cum,thy will be done,in HK as well as in low tax jusrisdiction places..give us today our orgasmic bread and forgive us for our sins...lead us not into sexual abstinence,for yours is the kingdom of tax shelters..for ever HAIL Russel...kapos etsi vlepo to Russel is Lord anthem....
ela pedia please join me...you have nothing to fear...
vasilis16
Mar 21 2007, 06:29 PM
i cant believe u sayin this shit here man
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 06:36 PM
i dont mean to offend.
is it the word orgasm which offends?
is it the sexual thing?
sorry man.
i can tone it down a bit,i mean Russel doesnt want to create disharmony.
Russel wants to creat love.
Russel is Lord Church,Praise the Lord wants peace,love,and harmony.
nothing more.
i dont want anyone to be offended by the blasphemous attack on the Holy Practices of Christiandom or the Greek Orthodox Church.
i guess you will never look at the Easter Greek Eggs again without thinking of Russel's balls..
niko
Mar 21 2007, 06:48 PM
Russel's story is more believable than the Christian, why do you find it so offensive?
nate
Mar 21 2007, 07:33 PM
I'm orthodox by baptism, most of its views and views held by priests is nothing but moronic medieval controlism.
niko
Mar 21 2007, 08:12 PM
Fuck you nate, you immoral sad case
Sennitsa
Mar 21 2007, 08:56 PM
Settle down.
To answer Louky's original question about why there are 1.30% muslims in Greece. It could be that they are from other cultures and they now reside in Greece. Other reason is that they might have converted. Yes I am Greek Orthodox as well but I don't call people immoral for their choices.
Remember good Greek Orthodox people it is God who judges not you.
Now if I don't see anything constructive in this topic I will simply close it.
Behave
niko
Mar 21 2007, 09:43 PM
How can a topic be constructive when the poster is a blinded bigot who thinks that he can generalise about a religion that includes over 1 billion people. If you can call all Muslims immoral I can call all Christians paedophiles, murderers and fascists. There are bad people who do nothing for it's reputation and unfortunately here, the poster is one of these people
Russel
Mar 21 2007, 09:50 PM
sennitsa,please dont close it.
dont do that.
we are just having an exchange of some views.
now the orthodox church has similar views to Russsel is Lord Church religion.
except they view orgasm as bad and evil,whilst i think it actually liberates the soul and helps fight off the dreaded devil.
the Russel is Lord,Praise the Lord Church incorporated in HK with members world wide,views life and orgasm as essential to ones well being.
is this so radical?
and is there any harm in having female disciples?
i mean 12 wonderful women helping in the orgasm process,isnt such a bad thing is it?
what aspect of the Russel is Lord Church do people not support?
and by the way,which young lady can turn down a 10 to 20 % reduction in Espirit clothing new lines?
and sorry to be so crude at times,but Russel is Lord likes to speak the truth.
christianity is prepared to drink blood,why is it such a crime for the young ladies of the congregation to drink "seminal fluid",the spice and essense of life?
why is one bodily fluid acceptable but for Russel is Lord,you cannot accept this?
i think thats so unfair...and terrible...i wont use the term "cum" because it may affect some sensitivties,so seminal fluid seems more acceptable...
Russel is Lord Church Praise the Lord Hallelujah,seems the way to go...
people please join my Church...
Louky
Mar 22 2007, 08:11 AM
QUOTE(niko @ Mar 21 2007, 10:43 PM) [snapback]87595[/snapback]
How can a topic be constructive when the poster is a blinded bigot who thinks that he can generalise about a religion that includes over 1 billion people. If you can call all Muslims immoral I can call all Christians paedophiles, murderers and fascists. There are bad people who do nothing for it's reputation and unfortunately here, the poster is one of these people
This topic relates to Greeks and Greeks only. this topic is not about muslims or christians in general. The topic is about that a small percentage of Greeks prefer to be other religions other than orthodox.
Because this is a Greek based forum this topic has every reason and right to be up here and commented for discussion.
Its not about changing or converting religions, its about how there are other Greeks out there other than Orthodox. Why would a Greek want to be muslim? Thats immoral.
You are entitled to your opinion, but you get worked up over the smallest things which dont really concern you so why take it to heart. If your not one of these 1.3% or 0.7% then why worry about it.
Do not accuse or have an attack on others just because they dont meet your standards or expectations.
Please feel free to continue to discuss the matter.
Easter is coming up hope to see all you guys at Greek Orthodox church
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 10:21 AM
man dnt even say that shit its rude, orthodox has bin a big part of our lifes and greek history if u dnt like it keep it 2 ur self cus it may offend others
Sennitsa
Mar 22 2007, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(Louky @ Mar 22 2007, 09:11 AM) [snapback]87625[/snapback]
QUOTE(niko @ Mar 21 2007, 10:43 PM) [snapback]87595[/snapback]
How can a topic be constructive when the poster is a blinded bigot who thinks that he can generalise about a religion that includes over 1 billion people. If you can call all Muslims immoral I can call all Christians paedophiles, murderers and fascists. There are bad people who do nothing for it's reputation and unfortunately here, the poster is one of these people
This topic relates to Greeks and Greeks only. this topic is not about muslims or christians in general. The topic is about that a small percentage of Greeks prefer to be other religions other than orthodox.
Because this is a Greek based forum this topic has every reason and right to be up here and commented for discussion.
Its not about changing or converting religions, its about how there are other Greeks out there other than Orthodox. Why would a Greek want to be muslim? Thats immoral.
You are entitled to your opinion, but you get worked up over the smallest things which dont really concern you so why take it to heart. If your not one of these 1.3% or 0.7% then why worry about it.
Do not accuse or have an attack on others just because they dont meet your standards or expectations.
Please feel free to continue to discuss the matter.
Easter is coming up hope to see all you guys at Greek Orthodox church

I can see some of the points you raise but why do you say it is immoral? Please provide a valid reason why someone who is Greek and chooses another religion is immoral.
By your argument anyone Greek who is not orthodox is immoral. I have Greek friends who are not Orthodox they are part of an evangelical baptist church. I love these people, I would never call them immoral, they go out of their way for you.
I am sure there are many muslims who are not immoral.
nate
Mar 22 2007, 10:38 AM
Religion can be dangerous in the wrong hands, which is most peoples hands.
It gives people stupid answers to important questions... and if you already have the "answer" why would you question further... religion can and often does hold back society if people follow it blindly and closely.
e.g.
'a' says: "why do people suffer"
'b' replies: "because god is testing your faith"
'a' agrees and lives his life ignorantly ignoring facts to the contrary.
.. see how stupid and dangerous it can be?!
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 10:42 AM
wudnt say immoral but its jst a common thing to c a greek thats not orthodox
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 10:42 AM
religion is 1 topic that doesnt have an ending ther r to many points n sides to it so there is no use of arguing about it
bobmarley
Mar 22 2007, 10:46 AM
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nate
Mar 22 2007, 10:49 AM
QUOTE(bobmarley @ Mar 22 2007, 10:16 AM) [snapback]87651[/snapback]
muslims are imoral
Americans, Poms = Christians.
Persians, Lebanese, Syrians, Palestinians = Muslims.
Which group of people has done more harm to us in the last 100 years?
A common ORTHODOX saying was:
"better than Ottoman Turban than the Latin mitre"
which means Byzantine Greeks prefered Islam to other diciplins of Christianity.
bobmarley
Mar 22 2007, 10:51 AM
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nate
Mar 22 2007, 10:51 AM
QUOTE(niko @ Mar 21 2007, 07:42 PM) [snapback]87577[/snapback]
Fuck you nate, you immoral sad case

Don't make me fatwah you.
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 10:56 AM
nate lebanon is lik 3% muslim it is a christian country 1 of my best friends is lebanese n ther religions r Catholic n he sed they have orthodox aswell n then u have a small group that r muslim, ther flag the tree thats a christian icon
nate
Mar 22 2007, 11:00 AM
No Lebanon is a Muslim nation, some 70% of Lebs are Muslim and 30% are divided between Catholic and Orthodox.. and guess what.. they all live with each other no worries.
The notion that Christians are our allies and Muslims are our enemies is nothing but stupid and founded on unchecked paranoia.
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 11:11 AM
nate my lebanese friend told me, thats straight from a lebz mouth its the otherway around he said he is next 2 me he sed its 70% orthodox catholic and 30% muslim
nate
Mar 22 2007, 11:16 AM
He's wrong.
This is the 2003 data from the CIA world fact book.
Muslim 59.7% (Shi'a, Sunni, Druze, Isma'ilite, Alawite or Nusayri), Christian 39% (Maronite Catholic, Greek Orthodox, Melkite Catholic, Armenian Orthodox, Syrian Catholic, Armenian Catholic, Syrian Orthodox, Roman Catholic, Chaldean, Assyrian, Copt, Protestant), other 1.3%
note: 17 religious sects recognized
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 11:41 AM
i kno more christian lebs than catholic n i kno alot of em this is 2007 now most of the muslims in lebanon were syrian
HiNrg
Mar 22 2007, 12:11 PM
Screw all your religions...
BRING BACK THE ANCIENT GREEKS!!!
They are the ones that tought us how to live..not Jesus..not Moses..not Allahhh...not Gurushni or wateva the stupid name is...not Buddha( even though they closely resemble Ancient Greek philosophy)...not Jehovah.....and definataly not Russell..
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 12:39 PM
hail zeus
nate
Mar 22 2007, 12:45 PM
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 22 2007, 11:11 AM) [snapback]87668[/snapback]
i kno more christian lebs than catholic n i kno alot of em this is 2007 now most of the muslims in lebanon were syrian
NO The muslims were largly and still are Lebanese.
Lebanon in 2007 is a Muslim nation. With Christian Minorities. Smaller than in 2003, because most migrated to places like Australia.
Who cares what lebs you know, they're in Australia - not Lebanon.
FYI. As per my Byzantine quote, Catholics should be seen as bigger enemies to Orthodoxy than Muslims.
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 12:51 PM
ok true but religion is a topic that doesnt have an ending so this is pointless atm but i c wher ur comin at
nate
Mar 22 2007, 12:56 PM
I really don't care about religion unless people use it to make decisions of importance.
i.e. As Chrisitans we must make Abortion Illegal.
First of; prove to me that God shares the same anti-abortion views as other Christians - which can't be done.
Secondly; as Christians, don't get abortions yourself but allow the RIGHT for non-Christians to get them because it's their call to make. At least their view is based on something quantifiable.
Religion has no place in Governance.
vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 12:58 PM
yes true, lik muslims make it lik law wen its onli religion to wear vale things on the women etc, ur right it shudnt have a place in governce
i actually agree with you there
nate
Mar 22 2007, 01:02 PM
Unless religions were to introduce a hot-pants policy for the women... i may change my view...
bobmarley
Mar 22 2007, 01:07 PM
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vasilis16
Mar 22 2007, 01:15 PM
na man wat happins if ur young n not financially capable of supporting a child think man wudnt u rather get rid of it while its nuffin or put it up for adoption the poor kid wud find out it was adopted it wud make em a wreck
sextoyjimi
Mar 22 2007, 01:28 PM
QUOTE
religion shouldnt be used for making decisions about abortion etc
but if someone gets pregnant then boo hoo, its ur fault, abortions should be illegal (my opinion isnt religion based)
Then what thought out rationale is behind your opinion?
Also can someone please answer why being muslim is "immoral"?
Pat__
Mar 22 2007, 01:33 PM
QUOTE(vasilis16 @ Mar 22 2007, 02:15 PM) [snapback]87693[/snapback]
na man wat happins if ur young n not financially capable of supporting a child think man wudnt u rather get rid of it while its nuffin or put it up for adoption the poor kid wud find out it was adopted it wud make em a wreck
you spend a few dollars on some contraception. why abort a child if your responsible of procreating? if you aren't financially able to look after a child you would give it up for adoption or you get some help from those around you.
not all kids who are adopted have worse lives. the ones that become wrecks and lose their sense of identity are the ones who havent been told from an early age, those who were made to believe they werent wanted. if you explain adoption to a child who is in those circumstances when they are old enough to understand they are ok. this isnt based on some general bullshit at the top of my head. my reflections come from an actual family member of mine.
back to the topic at hand though, i havent read everyone's opinions or what has been said in the last 2 or so pages. i dont know if i will but regadless.... religion shouldnt come into it when i a decision is being made. the reason why people do it is because they are too gutless to deal with the reactions of those who think what is being done is immoral. religion may be an important factor of peoples lives, there is no doubt about that, but when you let it lead your life is when you take it too far. religion should be used as a guideline but you shouldnt be influenced by a particular faith because of a majority of religious followers.
HiNrg
Mar 22 2007, 01:34 PM
Every religion has blood on its hands..
Go read a book and stop wasting your time....educate yourselves..
There are heaps better topics to reply to than this one....
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