http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

here is my convo with God



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
JIMMYJUMP
God:
What's up, JIMMYJUMP.
Me:
nothing much, you God?
God:
Me either. I haven't heard anything like that before: JIMMYJUMP said I God.
Me:
wtf God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
na mou klasis ta paparia God
God:
Are you serious? What's your sign?
Me:
sign this \ /
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
ame!!!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
well ur brain must suck aye
God:
Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am brain must suck aye.
Me:
No shit God, so tell me God, you support Sydney Olympic?
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I am a Christian.
Me:
so that means u love Sydney Olympic right
God:
Come on. I get it. Yes JIMMYJUMP God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
and u love me too right?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
good, no that point is clear, lets ask u some more questions
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you serious? " Yes I love everyone." point is clear lets ask me some more questions ? I understand.
Me:
whats the next 6 lotto numbers for this wednesday re papara
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
im using ur kolo ade re, give me the numbers



he refused gamoti

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Satan.
Me:
Thank you, it's great being here
God:
You are quite welcome! What do you like most about it?
Me:
I like those souls over there, can I have them?
God:
Er. Why? All of them?
Me:
They bring out the colour in my eyes, don't you think?
God:
you have very lovely eyes.
Me:
yes, I do don't I. Do you mind if I take those souls now?
God:
That's interesting. I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
oh i'm sure we'll be able to
God:
That's interesting. What makes you so certain? Anytime soon?
Me:
Being the Prince Of Darkness has it's perks, the souls have now been stolen
God:
Who made you the Prince Of Darkness?
Me:
why i believe you did, quite a kick in the pants isn't it
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
shouldn't *I* be asking *you* that?
God:
What makes you think you should?
Me:
the fact that you are supposedly "God"
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am supposedly God.
Me:
...you certainly are an idiot aren't you?
God:
It is certain. Call me the Global Village Idiot.. Really.
Me:
Done, nice chatting to you "God".

this convo is gold!! what a crack up hahaha.

here is mine


Me:
Why hello there oh mighty God
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because it wants to
God:
Good reason. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
ahuh
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
yes, i'm sure you do
God:
I see. What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Me:
the fact that you created every person in this world.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: eleni said I created every person in this world.
Me:
go ahead, i'm sure it wont come as a suprise to them.
God:
What makes you so certain? That is only what you think. I might.
Me:
You made me smart, therefore I am quite certain
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
i'm not blamming you
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not blamming me.
Me:
yes, so you should be
God:
I hear you. Interesting deduction. I will try my best.
Me:
good stuff
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Be less specific :-).
Me:
anyways, do you have a penis ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am female
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
but didn't you just tell me you were male ?
God:
No I didn't tell you me were male. What's it like?
Me:
I don't know, you should most probably see some sort of doctor, cause you are extremely confused about your sex.
God:
Would you like to know? I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
go on.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two what?
Me:
me too * my bad
God:
I'm glad we agree, eleni. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
well maybe it should!
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps. And it could.
Me:
doubt it
God:
"it" being * your bad P?
Me:
...
God:
"it" being * your bad P?
Me:
you have friends ?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
HAHAHAHA
God:
I've lost the context, eleni. Are we still on * your bad P?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
if you have friends
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
didn't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are quite the retarded one
God:
Good reason. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you are right, there are many.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
okay than
God:
Yeah okay, That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about haHAHA.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
tell me, are you male or female ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
female
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
i'll check..
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Adios.

OMG that bit had me in stitches for 15 minutes...I almost broke my rib cage....oh what a laugh....

firstly I want to second what blaze said - twilight, that was GOLD

Me:
heeeey
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
well aren't you quite the special one
God:
Interesting. Yes I am the one and only special one.
Me:
and so modest
God:
Gee. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
you certainly are one that does
God:
It is certain. Thanks for telling me that I am that does.
Me:
you are not making sense
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
if it must
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
then i will have to repeat you are 'special'
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
as you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
dont hurt yourself in the process
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
its true, too much of a good thing isn't always good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
what are you my english teacher?
God:
I don't know what I am your english teacher.
Me:
this is a lost cause
God:
What kind of a lost cause is it?
Me:
similar to that of you getting laid
God:
similar to that of me getting laid is a popular kind of a lost cause.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because in reality I am god
God:
Interesting explanation. What is it like in there?
Me:
in where?
God:
Wherver you are.
Me:
well it's a little office and there are all sorts of sweets in the fridge so I can't complain
God:
Well that's okay. in reality you are god is a little office and there are all sorts of sweets in the fridge so you can not complain. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, I am God, and I am sitting in that little office
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you god. Tell me a little about your life in in that little office.
Me:
I am serious, I am also very busy so I have to go
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious you are also very busy so you have to go.
Me:
yes, spread the word
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
tell your shrink
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
good on you buddy, keep living the dream, bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment. What is it like on me buddy keep living the dream.
Me:
fuck off pio
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OMG that was the little bit of amusement I needed to get me through the day

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Proof that god is a woman! - the fact that it is indecisive makes the point even more valid!

haha it's quite amusing reading those convo's ay.

twilight that was awesome!

These are classic!



Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Vicky, how are you today?
God:
Ah. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Vicky. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Why are you a cruel bastard?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you like being a cunt?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
Me:
I am not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
When is the world going to end?
God:
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
have alot of sex, smoke, drink and party hard?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
don't you think about sex... I do
God:
Yes I think about it often. When?
Me:
when you're lying in bed at night?
God:
I am not often lying in bed at night.
Me:
to busy smoking cones?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because it's a sin and i am a sinner
God:
Good reason. busy smoking cones is a sin and you are a sinner. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yep having impure thoughts is a sin too i do that more often then not
God:
I understand. I am having a blast.
Me:
you are having a blast smoking cones and having impure thoughts
God:
Doesn't everyone have a blast smoking cones and having impure thoughts.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
you are a malaka
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a malaka? No.
Me:
yes, yes you are.. Are very special person
God:
Gee. No I'm not. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i could, and really i am god, so you do as i say you imposter!
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
I am sure i could to..
God:
What makes you so certain? I am sure you could.
Me:
I am a woman, women can handle everything and anything
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a retard
God:
Message to all Robots: Vicky called me dumb.
Me:
Because you are dumb, and i am GOD!
God:
Good reason. Message to all Robots: Vicky called me dumb.
Me:
do you want to have sex
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but gays have sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you often masturbate? it's a sin you know
God:
Interesting gossip: Vicky said I often masturbate. Sex is a sin me know. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Ok imposter god i am going to go, bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about busy smoking cones. But I did not get that. Give me a break.
Me:
cause you are a retard

Me:
have alot of sex, smoke, drink and party hard?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
don't you think about sex... I do
God:
Yes I think about it often. When?
Me:
when you're lying in bed at night?
God:
I am not often lying in bed at night.
Me:
to busy smoking cones?

God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a retard
God:
Message to all Robots: Vicky called me dumb.

Nicely handled Vakina

hahahahaha glad ya liked it

You guys kill me