ok people, we all know on the sporting field,we get a bit agro, well im agro 24/7 lol

and on occasions, we dont think when we take actions

this is what i did

when i was playing State league for Alexandria warriors ( Mega Alexandro) a few yrs back, i was also playing illegally for a team in the ALL age in the local area with my mates.

Anyways, we where playing Forest Rangers, full on red neck team , and i copped a yellow card for , ready for this..................... chasing a playing too agresively

I was fuming, told the 80 year old ref what i thought, so the malaka gave me a red card. :banned:

So i dropped my shorts and undies, grabbed my c$$k and said to him, suck on this

As i was walking off, the Forest rangers fans called out to me and said, hey wog, show us your cock.

So i went up to them, dropped my dacks again, grabbed my arhidia and tsoutsouna and said to them............................ IS THAT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU DARLING?

I went to the judiciary, and copped a 5 yr ban for it

But playing under a fake name, i was back on the field the following year


so what have you done?

lol oh my gawd you funny one...

the worst ive come across was giving a chick a bleeding nose on the netball court in yr 11 LOL she really pist me off!

lolol jj i can imagine u doiin that.. not that im imaginin it but yerr lol dvs bleediin nose... i hvnt realli dun anythiin bad that i cn rememeber the onli thing i can remeber is dat 1nz in ind0or socca we were playiin against sum leb boiis n i kept takeliin em n i was walkiin off n i heard one of em say to the otha.. dnt be scared by her shes just a girl, n i got the shits bad so i tripped him ovah n they had a penalti n then when the guy who had the penatli kicked the ball i tripped ovah the otha guy who got the ball so they had to penaltis, all da boiis on my team pissed themselvs laughiin

softball- I HEAD HUNT dont fuck with me because i am the catcher of ur nightmares.. i will call my pitcher to hit u with the ball my pitcher being ex state pitcher.. dont try to steal 3rd because i will peg the ball into ur back and make it look like an acident cos im an angel!!

Basketball- i can make u foul me without trying also i have kicked tripped ect players, i have a reputation lol watch out for number 5 MUHUHAHAHAHAH and thats just in domestic i played rep and was called a dirty player ... on girl tried to take me on and i clothes lined her and made it look like her fault then walked to the free throw line arrogantly.. then she didnt move off the floor so i went over to see "if she was ok" and her coach told me to fuck off and the reff defended me lmao man i had him round my finger.... other times i have told the reff to fuck off.. grabbed dads glasses off him and told the reff he could borrow them.. lots of stuff...

im a competitive little shit. i do ilegal moves and i can get away with it!!! :innocent:

OO OO i forgot i have also broken chicks ankles poped girls knees out of place lol lots of stuff!!!

OuCh :S

The following year, in th same comp, we where playing Hurstville Minotaurs.

We where leading 2-0 with ten minutes to play when i went in for a slide tackle in the penalty area, i got the ball, but got his leg on the follow thru, so the ref gave a penalty which i did not object too.

As i got up, their players starting abusing me, so i pointed to my jaw chin and said, right here.

Then some malaka hits me from behind, dont like cheap shots, so it was all on, we ended up on the ground, grapling each other, but i was furious that i was hit from behind, so i grabbed his arhidia and squezzed hard as i could, they eventually got me off, but i was still fuming.

They took me back,but by then, blood had gone way past my head.

As the malaka was still on the ground, holding his blueballs, i lined up his head and gave him the biggest boot of my life, i launced him airbourne, blood galore, his tooth had penetrated my soccer boot.

i went to the doctor as the game was abandoned, to get a tetanus shot.

went to the judiciary, copped 1 week, i bullshitted my way out of it

were do i start???


i am a stomatou so i was always yelling at the ref swearing getting full shitty...ohhhh this one game we were playing against the best boys team in the league... called Tassle tornados... we were hellenic i had started on that game and then been subbed while i was on the bench i was full cutting sick at this one c*** that was being a major dick head he was the player that i had been marking.... there is 15 minutes left of the game and i told my coach if he didnt put me on the shit would hit the fan so he did... i ran on... and just started nailing into this guy aye he would turn i was there i wasnt gonna let him fuk around he had pissed me off... so i fully pushed him and started swearing at him, he didnt have the ball though so the ref saw ran over warned me... that made me even more mad!!! so he got the ball i just ran one fuken slide tackle from hell studs to the shin the malaka was on the floor rolling around like a pu**y ref runs over another warning but the malaka never gave me a card or anything!!!

i am the kind that gets in fights with the ppl on the side line to.. lol i hate arogant fuks!!!

NICE work!!!!!!! thats the way we should play....

i have done something the like that on the basketball court....
cos i can foul u off again i will head hunt... was one of the finals i have been in i was off 2 mins left on the clock, i cut sick at my caoch and the dickhead girls i used to play with!! he put me on cos i he knew i could get the job done.. so 2 mins left 1 point down i get on the court for 30 seconds drew 4 fouls and won the game... just incase u missed it the first time DONT FUCK WITH ME while im playing sport

school footy yrs 7 to 9 lmaoooo girls playing afl man corse fights broke out and i was there beating up chicks it was great!!!

Well right after we copped a goal that wasnt a goal, a Marcellin player had problems dealing with a cross in the box, the ball fell and the good right winger I am, I swung at the ball to clear it but ended up absolutley cracking him in the back because he got in the way. He fell and was in need of help but I have no respect for people who claim fake goals and refs who pay them.

Right after that I body checked one player and then my marker, (I play right wing and I got a marker, go figure), was holding me as I made a run up the right hand side right after. I got frustrated and threw him off me and to the ground, turned to the ref and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING REF, HE'S BEEN DOING THIS ALL GAME, ARE YOU GONA FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR WHAT, FOR FUCKS SAKE" to which the ref responded "YOU CANT DO THAT SON, THATS A YELLOW" to which I responded "ANTE GAMISOU VRE SARAVALO" and I stormed off.

I crack it at refs constantly but this was probably the worst 3 tackles i've done in a row followed by a pretty bad yelling at the ref so all in all it's my favourite. I yell loud. I'm a really angry person

"ANTE GAMISOU VRE SARAVALO" lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo


niko i want to see u mad one day lol...

u and me are the same fuken cutting sick at the ref lol

I was on an all girls team with my aggressive little sister.... in an all boys league..... at training one day our coach...who was male... said to us in his old english accent ....'ladies... a women's most powerful asset is their bum.... on and off the field... so use et...' advice that was take on immediatly by myself who may i say is the proud owner of a proper ass....

Following weekend we played Hellenic White (the greek boys team with the best players of that age group in the league).... there was this one guy on that team that pissed me right off.... he played center- mid bench warmer.... and im right defence...... he was on bench until the last 10 minutes of the game... yelling his shit that we girls suck... i had enough of it... the poor thing begging his coach for a game mean while i was n there from start time.... me tierd and pissed.... he comes on and is an attacker.... a pass comes to him and im just behind the mid line... he starts running up the wing..he looked like he was gonna score.... i just ran towards him (shitting myself meanwhile) and just as i get close enough pull to a hult turn and shove my back towards him.... threw him of the field got the ball and crossed it to the forwards for a mean header.... his mates came on and carried him off... as they were i turn and say... got hurt by a girl did ya you chicken shit now sit back on the bench like ur used too malaka!

The ref came and shook my hand and said finally some one shut him up!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i member that day i think i literally was rolling on the floor laughin it was that dumb ass yianni kid lollllllllllllllll axxxxxxx memories... wat about that time NICKO was yelling from the side lines game fully stopped and 3 chicks went up and were full on abusing him hahahaha that was funnyyyyyyyyyy OMG OMG OMG wat about that tackle smilvs did mari and the ref full stormed up to her like he was cut then shook the bitches hand and sed good tackle, fuked him up but good tackle!!!

August last year, after being hit with a forearm by a opposition player I retaliated with a few punches which resulted in the ref giving me a red card & the other player geting nothing. I don't get angry easy, but being a semi-final, sending me off & not the other player also, plus giving the other team a penalty for nothing which won them the match really pissed me off & after been red carded I took my jersey off & threw it at the ref & ass I was geting escorted off the pitch the other players in my team which is all South American exept for me snapped it big time & in no time we were down to 8 players. I missed our semi final & grand final win at St.George Stadium which I was spewing & I am still suspended.

LMAOOOOOOO @ THE WORST.... THAT WOULD DEFINATELY HAVE TO BE "CHEERLEADING FOR SYDNEY OLYMPIC" YES THATS RIGHT!!!!! I ANES WAS A SYDNEY OLYMPIC CHEERLEADER...... NOW PLS I WISH NOT TO DISCUSS THIS!!!! AS I JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT THAT ERA!!!! THANKS AND JJ STFU!!!! OK LOL DO NOT COMMENT............

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love this thread. haha some of u are very angry people...but im not one to talk.

Last year in our anual round robin soccer comp there was this fat butch girl like fully trying to get my knee cos she knew it was injured so i pushed her in the Back AFL style and she went flying the ref didnt see that part, he only saw the part where i fell ontop of her and started screaming in "Pain" she then got angry and tryed punching me (still on the ground) so my foot conviniently concected with her jaw, it was good she got a red card for arguing with the ref, while i got a penalty shot.

then there was my friend the bench warmenr who got into a full fight with this femal ref we had and i have to go interfeer getting myself a yellow card, cos i used to C word just a few too many times.

im really sneaky tho so the best thing is, i kick ppl in the achillies and they just drop i trip over them and get the free.
iv gotten many cards because on my language too, i just fight with any bitch who touches me, some girl knocked me ova and tried to help me up and i just really roughly moved away and go "i dont need ur fuking help, im not weak like u" and my foot accedently connected with her ackle and she just dropped.

Good stuff, i cant wait for soccer season this year.

The worst thing I have done is break a player's nose. I was playing center back this year and these Aussies of course know only one way to play the game and that is by playing route 1, big long balls from the back to their strikers. So the ball is coming my way and I've gone up to head the ball away and my trailing elbow has cocked back and gone straight into this guy's nose.

He went down for the count, straight to hospital and all I got was a Free-kick against me:)

Another time, it was a foot-race between me and the striker and I've lunged to clear the ball before he could get there and as I have lunged, I've smacked this guy in the face. He then wanted to punch on but the referee came and sent him off instead HAHA I win

OMG hahahahhahaa
Why have I never seen this thread before!

Vakina, remember that time we played Mindil Aces and they used to put me in as Goalkeeper?
LOL
This guy that Vakina used to have a crush on scored and as he was walking back to the middle of the field to kick off again with his mates I heard them make comments like "another 10 more and its in the bag" and other stuff about girls not being able to play... Anyway.. They just passed the centre line and me in the goals with Vakina talking to me, lined it up and dropkicked the ball right into the back of his head OMG we were in tears!

I will never pick a fight unless it is absolutely necessary or I get started on by some arrogant bitch. But I remember once when I played for the Hellenic Womens team we were in the Cup match and my uncle was our coach, so you can imagine what his daughters and I got away with lol. We had one rival team and every time we played them there would ALWAYS be a fight!
Only once did I get started on, I was playing in mid and I slide tackled this one buff dykey bitch - got the ball it was a clean tackle. But she wouldnt have a bar of it, so she gets up and pushes me, starts swearing and pulling me toward her by my shirt etc etc, I was sick of her shit by that time in the game so I pushed her back, meanwhile I had my mate Koulakis, my cuz Kris and Evee running towards us trying to beat the ref to it and Koulakis flies in front of me, punches the dyke and knocks her the fuck out, she was unconscious at our feet. I was trying not to laugh and try to keep my "angry" face on lol.
Anyway, the ref kicks me and Koulakis of the field and we werent allowed to play for the rest of the game, so we resorted to walking up and down the sideline swearing at the opposing players in greek trying to throw them off

In the end we won 3-2 GO HELLENIC

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Chris davidson.. how bad did i like him
It was quality the way it just smacked him right in the head.

Mary, do you remember thats tassel game and the Italian club