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> The Perfect Day
JIMMYJUMP
post May 12 2008, 02:15 PM
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THE PERFECT DAY,
FOR HER…

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café.
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit.
3:00 Nap.
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer.
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body.
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe.

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers.
10:00 Hot shower- alone.
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.



THE PERFECT DAY, FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blow job.
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport.
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet.
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club. (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine. (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon.
12:15 Blow job.
12:30 Play back nine. (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport. (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas.
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their growlers.
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle.
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson.
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave.
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated!
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game.
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer.
11:30 Night-cap blow job.
11:45 In bed alone.
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
to leave the room!
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep. hahahahahahahahaa, this is so me laugh.giflaugh.gif


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