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Petro
post May 30 2007, 10:33 AM
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You know you're in Darwin when:-

a.. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

b.. Hot water comes out of both taps.

c.. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

d.. The temperature drops below 32c and you feel a little chilly.

e.. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer
your car.

f.. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.

g.. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

h.. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:00am.

i.. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and get cooked to death?"

j.. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

k.. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from
laying hard-boiled eggs.

l.. The trees are whistling for the dogs.

m. while walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a
tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark.

n. you catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep
during the night.

o. You learn that Casuarina Square isn't a shopping centre it's a temple
to worship air-conditioning.


p. The effort of toweling off after a shower means you need another one
right
away!

q. standing naked under a cieling fan is an acceptable way to pass time.

r. You look forward to the clouds rolling in and think the sound of
distant
thunder is music to your ears!

s. You wait till it starts raining to go for a run!

t. It's raining so hard you can't see the end of the bonnet when you're
sitting
in the car!


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post May 30 2007, 11:42 AM
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i liked casuarina square...i was surprised they had a red rooster there lol


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post May 30 2007, 02:12 PM
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why wouldnt we have a red rooster there mont?


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post May 31 2007, 12:40 AM
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d.. The temperature drops below 32c and you feel a little chilly.
hahahahaha soooooooooo true
e.. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer
your car.
black cars are the worst for that, even now when i get in i am like turn the car on, leave it on for a few minutes then get in laugh.gif

m. while walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a
tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark.
i do that laugh.gif
n. you catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep
during the night.
hahahahhahahahaha happens to me alllll the time!
o. You learn that Casuarina Square isn't a shopping centre it's a temple
to worship air-conditioning.
laugh.gif laugh.gif this is just the truest one of all
q. standing naked under a cieling fan is an acceptable way to pass time.
specially around christmas time, panagia mou!!!!


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post May 31 2007, 09:27 AM
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b.. Hot water comes out of both taps.

OMG YES!! Bar the Dry Season, then you wait 2 minutes for the water to warm up.

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e.. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer
your car.

Only in Febuary?? laugh.gif I'm like that everytime I get into my car after leaving it in the sun.

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q. standing naked under a cieling fan is an acceptable way to pass time.

laugh.gif This happens often - plus you turn the aircon on before you have a shower so you can freeze before you get dressed and have to step outside again.

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r. You look forward to the clouds rolling in and think the sound of
distant
thunder is music to your ears!

mmmmmmmm smile.gif

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s. You wait till it starts raining to go for a run!

haha thats me. Even though my mother tries talking me out of it every single time.


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post May 31 2007, 01:08 PM
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ya'll didnt mention the abos lol


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post May 31 2007, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE(forbidden fruit @ May 31 2007, 01:38 PM) [snapback]97890[/snapback]

ya'll didnt mention the abos lol


You know your in Darwin when the Liquor stores are more packed then the supermarkets laugh.gif

You know your in Darwin when you know not to walk through the long grass because someone might be sleeping in it laugh.gif


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post May 31 2007, 02:35 PM
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Oi, that's not true!



They sleep on Park Benches too

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post May 31 2007, 03:09 PM
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na bus stops cos they're soughta closed off in a way wink.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post May 31 2007, 08:49 PM
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what are you two on about??

i was walking infront of the Cav the other day at like 9am and i saw this boong with half his body on the footpath, and the upper half in the shrubs, he had passed out with a beer in his hand.. it was funny cause his upper body and head were in shade so he could sleep but people were tripping up over his feet on the path laugh.gif

You know you're in darwin when an abo calls you "sista gurrrrrl"
You know you're in darwin when you straighten your hair, and before you get to work, it's frizzy.
You know you're in darwin when you can walk around the whole city in less then an hour.
You know you're in darwin when you hear people saying "run the mavro over, there is too many of them anyway"


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post May 31 2007, 09:27 PM
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Hahaha, Darwin sounds like a really hot hole laugh.gif i'm glad i live in Sydney

You know you're in Darwin when you're in a hole laugh.gif jks Various_Artists-shifty.gif


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QUOTE(*lil MiSS GreeK ChicK* @ May 31 2007, 09:57 PM) [snapback]97919[/snapback]

You know you're in Darwin when you're in a hole laugh.gif jks Various_Artists-shifty.gif


laugh.gif laugh.gif its funny cause it's true


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i know, why else do you think i posted it! Various_Artists-decayed.gif laugh.gif


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QUOTE(*lil MiSS GreeK ChicK* @ May 31 2007, 09:27 PM) [snapback]97919[/snapback]

Hahaha, Darwin sounds like a really hot hole laugh.gif i'm glad i live in Sydney




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