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> Tirades On Pathetic People In Darwin...... Ie: Automix Djs
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post May 3 2008, 08:15 AM
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Are all the automix DJs in the whole of Darwin, PATHETIC LOSERS?

FROM THE automix djs VS REAL DJS TOPIC, THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALL LEARNT HOW TO DO:
DOWNLOAD the VJ Demo from PCDJ see link below.

http://www.pcdj.com/products/video-karaoke-software/vj/

You also know that YOU can Mix Video, Audio, and Karaoke files with this software, and are totally blown away by the possibilities of the software.

You've also learnt how to use PCDJ VJ,..... how to automix VJ anyway.
  • Use autogain in the VJ software. Now load songs that are 2 BPM difference into deck A & B then play deck A.

  • Then you just press the "SYNC" buttons.

  • Then play deck B and move the crossfader across, its so SIMPLE even a 6 year old child can do this.


You get to pretend- "Look at me, no, no, no, LOOK AT ME..... I'm A DJ"

You've also learnt that you could just get the Hercules mixing console for $350.00. @ derringers.com.au
and you've all probably seen this Hercules console in the MIDI controller section of the VJ software options.

All of Darwin's automix DJs are constantly convincing themselves that its about the sets that they play, rather than actually OWNING REAL DJ equipment and mixing REAL OWNED music using REAL DJ techniques. "Oh I'm too stupid to work out the Repeating/Cue and the Cued/Play functions, I'll just automix it on my computer" "Oh look at me EVERYONE, I can press the SYNC button"

From reading the above information, then concluding that any halfwit with half a brain can be an automix DJ.

What is the point of being an automix DJ, if any halfwit out there or EVERYONE that reads this can be an automix DJ?


If anyone can be an automix DJ, would you pay $20.00 to watch someone at a party press the "SYNC" button on their computer?

Check out the attached......... Its a DJ using VJ on a Hercules Console....... This represents, but a glimps of how "COOL" all of Darwin's automix DJs aspire to be.

Regards,
John Myatt.

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post May 3 2008, 11:37 AM
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oh dear lord.
please can someone tell me that not all people from up north are retarded?
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post May 3 2008, 12:46 PM
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oh dear lord.
please can someone tell me that not all people from up north are retarded?


TAUNTS you'd YELL out- if you had attended a $20.00 pay as you enter or a House/Trance party in Darwin and there was an automix DJ, DJing.

"Hey I can automix on my computer at home, deadset you're a LOSER"

"The LEGEND of DJ automix.... WHOOOOO"

As the automix DJ SYNC's the mix, YELL out "automix robot dance", get everyone to do the robot dance while giggling.

"Anyone can automix, you dumb shit"

"DJ automix, you're a LOSER" when LOSER is YELLED out it is said slowly with sarcasm.

"You don't even know how to be a REAL DJ"

"DJ automix gets music from bearshare & limewire"

"If you were a REAL DJ, you'd be mixing REAL music on REAL equipment using REAL DJ techniques"

"You look like a LOSER"


If you were unfortunate enough to attend a SAD party DJed by an automix DJ, wouldn't you just LAUGH you're ass off, if you had YELLED out any of these taunts, or had heard someone else YELL them out. rofl.gif

Regards,
John Myatt.

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post May 3 2008, 01:41 PM
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I'd be this bored if I lived in Darwin too


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post May 3 2008, 01:49 PM
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honey you really need to find yourself a hobby... that or you need to get laid.

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post May 3 2008, 02:13 PM
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